Bullshit-Free Recipes

I don't know about you but I don’t want to hear long stories about how your kids won’t eat beets. I don’t want to see the step-by-step process of how you personally massage your kale. Do I really need to scroll through 20 photos and pop up ads before the payoff? I don't have time for that shit. Give me some text I can view on my phone so I can remember all the shit I have to buy and the things I have to do to make something not suck.

Need more hand holding and influencer content? Go watch YouTube. I won't judge.

For now this site is created for me to get everything out of my phone notepad and into the hands of inquisitive friends and family.

Bullshit-free means two things here. No life stories or photo essays before the recipe. And no bullshit ingredients when you don't need them. A lot of what comes in a jar is just a few things you could throw in a food processor, plus a pile of salt and sugar. Sometimes you need the shortcut, and that's fine. But when there's a homemade version worth the time, it's here. Make taco seasoning once and you've got a blend you love, with way less salt, for a year.

These recipes have been adapted from many recipes I've found all over the web.